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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----
<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=daveeva@icehouse.net href="mailto:daveeva@icehouse.net">Dave McChesney</A>
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<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=tiplerek@iwvisp.com
href="mailto:tiplerek@iwvisp.com">Ed Tipler</A> ; <A title=dcausey5@comcast.net
href="mailto:dcausey5@comcast.net">Doug & Connie Causey</A> ; <A
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McGovern</A> ; <A title=alovchik@yahoo.com href="mailto:alovchik@yahoo.com">Alan
Lovchik</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, November 23, 2006 3:55 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Fw: [#ac-6] Lawyers</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=funnnyfarm@verizon.net href="mailto:funnnyfarm@verizon.net">Alfred
Cassell</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=charkol42@charter.net
href="mailto:charkol42@charter.net">Charleen</A> ; <A title=vogt4us@charter.net
href="mailto:vogt4us@charter.net">Vogt</A> ; <A title=corey483@yahoo.com
href="mailto:corey483@yahoo.com">Corey</A> ; <A title=GJJohnson@webtv.net
href="mailto:GJJohnson@webtv.net">GJJohnson</A> ; <A title=harlowton44@aol.com
href="mailto:harlowton44@aol.com">Murphy</A> ; <A title=kmiley@urx.com
href="mailto:kmiley@urx.com">KellyMiley</A> ; <A
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href="mailto:blythe_elias@sbcglobal.net">Linda</A> ; <A
title=bigbyrd@centurytel.net href="mailto:bigbyrd@centurytel.net">Phill</A> ; <A
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<A title=Ulbredtch@Integrity.com
href="mailto:Ulbredtch@Integrity.com">SteveUlbredtch</A> ; <A
title=tieman007@juno.com href="mailto:tieman007@juno.com">tieman007@juno.com</A>
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<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, November 09, 2006 5:28 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> FW: [#ac-6] Lawyers</DIV></DIV>
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IS THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR,<BR>DECADE, and PROBABLY THE
CENTURY.<BR><BR>A <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Charlotte</st1:City>,
<st1:State w:st="on">NC</st1:State></st1:place> lawyer purchased a box of very
rare and expensive cigars,<BR>then insured them against fire, among other
things. Within a month, having<BR>smoked his entire stockpile of these great
cigars and without yet having<BR>made even his first premium payment on the
policy, the lawyer filed claim<BR>against the insurance company. In his claim,
the lawyer stated the cigars<BR>were lost "in a series of small fires." The
insurance company refused to<BR>pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had
consumed the cigars in the<BR>normal fashion.<BR>The lawyer sued.. And
WON!<BR><BR>(stay with me)<BR><BR>In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed
with the Insurance company that<BR>the claim was frivolous. The<BR>judge stated
nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a policy from the company<BR>in which it had
warranted<BR>that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would
insure them<BR>against fire, without<BR>defining what is considered to be
unacceptable fire and was obligated to pay<BR>the claim. Rather than<BR>endure
lengthy &costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the<BR>ruling
and paid<BR>$15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the
"fires".<BR><BR>NOW FOR THE BEST PART...<BR><BR>After the lawyer cashed the
check, the insurance company had him arrested on<BR>24 counts of
ARSON!!!<BR>With his own Insurance claim and testimony from the previous case
being used<BR>against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
insured<BR>property, was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
fine.<BR><BR>This is a true story and was the <st1:Street w:st="on"><st1:address
w:st="on">First Place</st1:address></st1:Street> winner in The recent
Criminal<BR>Lawyers Award Contest.<BR><BR>ONLY IN <st1:country-region
w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">AMERICA</st1:place></st1:country-region>!<BR><BR>NO WONDER THIRD WORLD
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