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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----
<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=rcope@carolina.rr.com href="mailto:rcope@carolina.rr.com">Chuck Cope</A>
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<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=dickndee@cetlink.net
href="mailto:dickndee@cetlink.net">dickndee</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, March 25, 2007 2:03 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Fw: THE PERFECT HUSBAND</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=philipbar@comporium.net href="mailto:philipbar@comporium.net">Phil
Barrineau</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=Undisclosed-Recipient:;
href="mailto:Undisclosed-Recipient:;">Undisclosed-Recipient:;</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, March 22, 2007 11:54 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> THE PERFECT HUSBAND</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><EM><B><I><U><FONT face=Arial color=black
size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">THE
PERFECT HUSBAND</SPAN></FONT></U></I></B></EM><FONT face=Arial
color=black><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Several men are in the locker room of a
golf club. A cell phone on a<BR>bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker function and <BR>begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=blue><SPAN
style="COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MAN:"Hello"</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Arial color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">WOMAN: "Honey, it's me.
Are you at the club?"<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue><SPAN
style="COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MAN: "Yes"</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Arial color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">WOMAN: "I am
at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Arial color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> It's only $1,000. Is it
OK if I buy it?"</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=#4040ff><SPAN style="COLOR: #4040ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MAN: "Sure, go
ahead if you like it that much."<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">WOMAN: "I also stopped by
the Mercedes dealership and saw the new >> 2007 models. I saw one I really
liked." </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MAN: "How
much?"<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=red><SPAN
style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">WOMAN: "$90,000"<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Arial color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MAN: "OK,
but for that price I want it with all the ptions." </SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Arial color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and
one more thing...the house I wanted last year>> is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000"<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MAN: "Well, then go
ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If
not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good
price." <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you
later! I love you so much!"<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue><SPAN
style="COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MAN: "Bye! I love you,
too."</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> The man hangs up. The other men
in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths
agape. <BR></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT
face=Arial color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">He turns and
asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT
face=Arial color=blue><SPAN
style="COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?"</SPAN></FONT></P></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>