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<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=rcope@carolina.rr.com href="mailto:rcope@carolina.rr.com">Chuck Cope</A>
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<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=dickndee@cetlink.net
href="mailto:dickndee@cetlink.net">dickndee</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Friday, April 27, 2007 9:42 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Fw: New Husband Store</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=ncope001@carolina.rr.com href="mailto:ncope001@carolina.rr.com">Nancy
Cope</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=dphillips61@carolina.rr.com
href="mailto:dphillips61@carolina.rr.com">DONALD PHILLIPS</A> ; <A
title=sailing@triad.rr.com href="mailto:sailing@triad.rr.com">John Evers</A> ;
<A title=fide1@ptmc.net href="mailto:fide1@ptmc.net">Kaye Parker</A> ; <A
title=accnurse@lexcominc.net href="mailto:accnurse@lexcominc.net">Amy
Clodfelter</A> ; <A title=lupowell@comcast.net
href="mailto:lupowell@comcast.net">Lu Powell</A> ; <A
title=rcope@carolina.rr.com href="mailto:rcope@carolina.rr.com">Ray Cope</A>
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<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Friday, April 27, 2007 3:19 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Fw: New Husband Store</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=sherri.matthis@wachovia.com
href="mailto:sherri.matthis@wachovia.com">sherri.matthis@wachovia.com</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=sellersve@yahoo.com
href="mailto:sellersve@yahoo.com">sellersve@yahoo.com</A> ; <A
title=bmbrew27@yahoo.com href="mailto:bmbrew27@yahoo.com">bmbrew27@yahoo.com</A>
; <A title=nascar88kj@yahoo.com
href="mailto:nascar88kj@yahoo.com">nascar88kj@yahoo.com</A> ; <A
title=tkreynolds69@hotmail.com
href="mailto:tkreynolds69@hotmail.com">tkreynolds69@hotmail.com</A> ; <A
title=ncope001@carolina.rr.com
href="mailto:ncope001@carolina.rr.com">ncope001@carolina.rr.com</A> ; <A
title=sellersmel@yahoo.com
href="mailto:sellersmel@yahoo.com">sellersmel@yahoo.com</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Friday, April 27, 2007 11:52 AM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> New Husband Store</DIV></DIV>
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<P><FONT face=Tahoma size=5><B>New "Husband Store" OPENS!!!!!</B></FONT><FONT
face=Verdana size=2><BR><BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=5><BR>A
store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go
to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of
how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !</FONT><FONT
face=Verdana size=2><BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#808000 size=5><BR>There
are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the
flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find
a husband .</FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=2><BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=#800080 size=5><BR>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:<BR>Floor
1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.</FONT><FONT face=Verdana
size=2><BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=red size=5><BR>The second floor sign
reads:<BR>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.</FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=2><BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#800080
size=5><BR>The third floor sign reads:<BR>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.</FONT><FONT face=Verdana
size=2><BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=5><BR>"Wow," she thinks, but feels
compelled to keep going.<BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=5><BR>She
goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:<BR>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework.</FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=2><BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=#00ffff size=5><BR>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"</FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=2><BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#ff00ff
size=5><BR>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:<BR>Floor 5 - These
men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.</FONT><FONT face=Verdana
size=2><BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=red size=5><BR>She is so tempted to
stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:<BR>Floor 6 - You are
visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.<BR>There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.<BR>Thank you for
shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and
have a nice day!</FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=2><BR></FONT><FONT face=Arial
color=#800080 size=5><BR>Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all
the women who can handle the truth!</FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=2>
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