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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3> January
21 2009 <BR> <BR>HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
<BR>> <BR>Hillary Clinton Was sworn in today as
President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone
in the White House. She has waited several years for
this. <BR> <BR>FIRST NIGHT <BR></FONT>
<DIV>Suddenly! The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and
Hillary says "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never
tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about
that." <BR> <BR>SECOND NIGHT <BR></DIV>
<DIV> The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do
that." <BR></DIV>
<DIV> THIRD NIGHT <BR> <BR>On the third night, the ghost of Abe
Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the
theater." <BR></DIV></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>