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<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN
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style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">THREE
WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><FONT
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style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
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style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> WERE SITTING
NAKED</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT
face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">IN
A SAUNA.</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><FONT face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Helvetica color=#ff0000
size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT
face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><FONT
face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">THE</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">YOUNG
WOMAN PRESSED HER</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">FOREARM AND THE BEEP
STOPPED.</SPAN></F ONT></B></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face="Courier New"
size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT color=#ff0000>THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER
QUESTIONINGLY.</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> "THAT WAS MY
PAGER</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT
face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">,SHE
SAID. </SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT
face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><FONT
face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY
ARM."</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT
face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR><BR><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT color=#ff0000>A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE
RANG.</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
LIFTED</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">HER
PALM TO HER EAR.</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><FONT face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE
EXPLAINED,</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><FONT face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT
color=#ff0000> <B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">"THAT WAS MY <SPAN
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style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">MOBILE</SPAN></B></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><FONT
color=#ff0000><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT face=Arial
size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">PHONE,</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></FONT></B></SPAN><FONT
color=#ff0000><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: '
Courier New'">I HAVE A
MICROCHIP</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT
face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">IN
MY HAND."</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face="Courier New"
size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR><BR><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT color=#ff0000>THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY
LOW-TECH.</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> NOT TO BE OUT DONE,
SHE</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><FONT
face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT
color=#ff0000> <B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE
SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.</SPAN></B></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><BR><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT color=#ff0000>SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF
TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
color=#ff0000><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT face=Arial
size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">END.</
SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN> <SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT
HER.</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><FONT face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Helvetica"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> THE OLDER</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">WOMAN</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">
FINALLY SAID... ......</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT
face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">"</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">WELL,WILL
YOU LOOK AT THAT... </SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><FONT
face=Helvetica size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">"<B><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">I'M GETTING A FAX</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN
class=EC_EC_EC_apple-style-span><B><FONT face="Courier New" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">!!"</SPAN></FONT></B></SPAN></FONT></DIV></SPAN></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>