[SECC] Fwd: FW: Fw: Subject: The Guy's Rules
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Subject: FW: Fw: Subject: The Guy's Rules
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I QUESS IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE TOLD THE MEN'S SIDE OF THE STORY.
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The Guys' Rules=20
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from
the male side. These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! =20
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -- to give them a laugh.=20
Pass this to as many women as you can -- to give them a bigger laugh
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ME SOMEONE TOLD
THE MEN’S SIDE OF THE STORY.</span></font></p>
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he
Guys' Rules <br>
<br>
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.<br>
Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.=
)<br>
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
rules from the male side. These are our rules!<br>
<br>
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!<br>
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put i=
t
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.<br>
<br>
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon<br>
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.<br>
<br>
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that w=
ay.<br>
<br>
1. Crying is blackmail.<br>
<br>
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hi=
nts
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious
hints do not work! <br>
Just say it!<br>
<br>
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every<br>
question.<br>
<br>
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.<br>
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.<br=
>
<br>
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.<br>
<br>
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.<br>
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.<br>
<br>
1. If you won't dress like the </span></font><font size=3D2 face=3D"Comic Sa=
ns MS"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>Victor=
ia</span></font><font size=3D2 face=3D"Comic Sans MS"><span style=3D'font-si=
ze:10.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>'s
Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.<br>
<br>
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the way=
s
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.<br>
<br>
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.&nb=
sp;
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.<br>
<br>
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.<br>
<br>
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.<br>
<br>
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.<br>
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a<br>
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.<br>
<br>
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.<br>
<br>
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.<br>
<br>
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear<br>
is fine...Really.<br>
<br>
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are<br>
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,<br>
or monster trucks.<br>
<br>
1. You have enough clothes.<br>
<br>
1. You have too many shoes.<br>
<br>
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.<br>
<br>
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the cou=
ch
tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like campin=
g.<br>
<br>
Pass this to as many men as you can -- to give them a laugh. <br>
<br>
Pass this to as many women as you can -- to give them a bigger laugh</=
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