<VV> Re: Safe s*x (humour!)

[alan WESSON]

Please could we change the title of this email!! I have my Blocked list set to
cut out anything with the s*x word in the title, to try to reduce the amount
of spam I am getting, offering me a larger dick, etc.

I have been almsot 100% successful - but it's been a long job!! Here is my
list of blocked words - I actually think it's rather funny!

Cheers

Alan

Where the Subject line contains

'penis' or 'viagra' or 'generic' or 'pill' or 'sperm' or 'bucketloads' or
'enlarge' or 'porn' or 'cum' or 'erection' or 'pen1s' or 'willy' or 'tool' or
'member' or 'love muscle' or 'love' or 'enhance' or 'stud' or 'spud' or
'satisfy' or 'sex' or 'sexual' or 'inches' or 'cock' or 'for men' or
'pharmacy' or 'prescription' or 'prescriptions' or 'c0ck' or 'orgasm' or
'depressed size' or 'with women' or 'rolex' or 'manhood' or 'life insurance'
or 'quit your job' or 'lottery' or 'fortune' or 'willy' or 'organ' or
'johnson' or 'johns0n' or 'love tool' or 'prescription' or 'orgasm' or
'orgasms' or 'cock' or 'c0ck' or 'pen1s' or 'boost in bed' or 'b1g' or 'to0l'
or 't0ol' or 'diploma' or 'manh00d' or 'manho0d' or 'manh0od' or 't00l' or
'depressed about the size' or 'l0ve' or 'increase the size' or 'health care'
or 'impotent' or 'sexual' or 'potency' or 'pharmaceuticals' or 'xanax' or
'valium' or 'prozac' or 'drugs' or 'prescription' or 'lottery' or
'congratulations' or 'lotto' or 'pleased with your' or 'pleased with the size
of' or 'meds' or 'assistance' or 'vlagra' or 'vi`gra' or 'viagr`' or 'x`nax'
or 'xan`x' or 'vl`gr`' or 'vl`gra' or 'vlagr`' or 'vi`gr`' or 'x`n`x' or
'happy with your' or 'give her' or 'what she wants' or 'casino' or 'j0hnson'
or 'johns0n' or 'j0hns0n' or 'satisfied' or 'pi11' or 'p1ll' or 'check it out'
or 'illegal' or 'violation' or 'SW' or 'Software' or 'Program' or 'O.E.M.' or
'Applications' or 'Programs' or 'Medication' or 'Drug' or 'Drugs' or 'Doctor
say no' or 'fuck' or 'dic' or 'diic' or 'diik' or 'diick' or 'dik' or
'ejaculation' or '***SPAM***'

Delete it