<VV> Seth's Place
Sadek Charles H DLVA
Tue, 24 Aug 2004 11:32:34 -0400
Two clams, Seth and Sam, were old friends in life. They died at the
same time; Seth went to heaven, Sam went to hell. Seth enjoyed heaven,
but he was lonely for his old friend, so St. Peter made it possible for
Seth to visit hell. So Seth shoulders his harp and goes to hell. To his
surprise, he finds it's not such a bad place; what's more, Sam runs a
disco down there.
Seth returns to heaven, where St. Peter sees him and
asks, "Haven't you forgoten something?"
Seth looks about him, then realizes, "Oh hell; I left my harp in Sam Clam's