<VV> ULTRA JackStands / ULTRA Caculators

[Ken Wildman]

At 11:20 PM 2/28/04 -0800, Louis C. Armer, Jr. wrote:
>FRIENDS......We are currently out of ULTRA adders but will ship you
>as many jackstands as are available. We do have ULTRA  gloves for
>addition or multiplication. You just place them on a table, fender or
>on the ground and count on them after you have used up all your digits
>(fingers thumbs and toes).
>Midwesterners can usually get by with only two or three
>gloves since they know their multiplication tables up to
>five. ULTRA gloves available for only $3 each or 5 for $17.50 (US).
>Waterproof styles slightly higher.

Do you also supply the hammer to whack each counted finger with, so you 
don't forget which one's you've counted?

Ultra Ken