<VV> Re:DeckRug Enterprises Money Policy

[Louis C. Armer, Jr.]

FRIENDS, It has come to the attention of my boss, Mr. Deckrug, that
our return policy at Deckrug Enterprises is being questioned !!! FRIENDS,
we have an extremely liberal return policy..............You may simply package
up your parts in question, return them to Green Acres, Montana in the west
division or Kuwait City, Alabama in the east division. FRIENDS, we will closely
inspect the parts in question when we receive them PREPAID and if Mr.DeckRug
or myself, FrontMan, determine you have a valid claim.............most of 
you don't,
because we sell only the finest preused unabused low mileage GM produced 
Corvair
parts and the only reason they would fail or not fit is if some Yahoo 
backyard grease
monkey messed them up or tried to weld parts together next to wiring 
harnesses or
got a F%*#$% Mustang owner to help wire a quality preused 
Corvair...........but I digress
and I shouldn't !!! FRIENDS, we will submit to you a voucher for your 
alleged malfunctioning
parts which you then may mail to our Chief Financial Officer for refund or 
gift certificates....

FRIENDS, the mailing address is :        Voucher Reimbursement
                                                          C/O Deckrug 
Enterprises Inc.,LTD. Esq. HRM
                                                          6969 SubHades 
Boulevard
                                                          Death Valley, Oregon
                                                           Attn. Helen Waite
FrontMan
DeckRug Enterprises
Eastern Rep.
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  05:44 PM 6/1/04 +0000, you wrote:
>Hank,
>    I understand Deckrug INC. has a money back policy. File a claim with 
> Da Chuckster. Did you hurt your back getting the transaxel out? Let's get 
> Norm on the line!!!
>
>Ron Guy
>Doer of Crazy Things
>_______________________________________________
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