<VV> [Fwd: Older folks] (Corvair owner goes fishing)

Louis C. Armer,Jr. carmerjr at mindspring.com
Thu Dec 1 01:21:41 EST 2005


> > > Getting Old is a Bummer!
> > >
> > >
> > > A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the
> > other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."  He looked around and
> > could not see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice
> > again, "Pick me up."  He looked in the water and there floating on the top
> > was a frog.
> > >   The man said, "Are you talking to me?"  The frog said, "Yes, I'm
> > talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most
> > beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure
> > that you ever could have dreamed of."  The man looked at the frog for a
> > short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his
> > front breast pocket.  Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you
> > hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like
> > you have never had."  He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
> > "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
> > >
> > >
> > > One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is because his tail wags
> > instead of his tongue--- Anonymous
>

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