Lawyer joke, was: <VV> Car salesmen

[airvair]

You know why they call it a "law practice?" Because they're going to
practice at it until they can do it right. (G)

Sorry, Norm. Couldn't resist. ;o)

-Mark

Paul Rollins wrote:
> 
> At 03:35 PM 1/2/2006 -0500, you wrote:
> >
> >...  This has been my line of work for 20 years,
> 
> >... "and what do YOU do for a living, Jeff?"  I look
> >'em straight in the eye and say, "well, when I'm not
> >trafficking in drugs, I'm collecting welfare."  I give
> >them a moment to get over their shock, then explain I
> >was just kidding, as it's even worse than that: I sell cars.
> 
> At least you haven't been practicing law (or at least not admitting it).
> 
> Paul
>