<VV> Re: Saturn Sky HUMOR NO CORVAIR

[Charles Lee at Proper Pro Per]

God only so many perfect heads.  The rest of them he covered with hair.


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From: "Ken Campbell" <deltainc at grm.net>
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Sent: Friday, September 22, 2006 9:58 AM
Subject: Re: <VV> Re: Saturn Sky HUMOR NO CORVAIR


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> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Norm Witte" <norman.witte at comcast.net>
> Subject: Re: <VV> Re: Saturn Sky HUMOR NO CORVAIR
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>> Well, it seems awfully light for a planet....
>>
>> So I calculated it for a sky.  The Saturn Sky is 161.1 inches by 71.4
> inches, which gives a total surface area of 79.87875 square feet.  I may 
> be
> rusty here but from my high school science class I seem to recall that a
> column of air one foot square weights 14.7 lbs., give or take for 
> barometric
> pressure,>
>> Ask Doctor Science!
>> Norm Witte
> ******
> Hey Norm .. heh heh, the pressure at sea level is 15 lbs per SQUARE INCH
> ....   so the Sky would weigh ( 15 x 80 x 144 ) lbs too much.
>
> So for a really good dirty trick, if you removed all the air from the top 
> of
> someones little sky , it would take off straight up ....  at a very rapid
> rate and be out of sight in about 4 seconds ....
> .
> Which means it would accelerate straight up much much faster than your 
> turbo
> vair will accelerate downhill .. (g) .....
>
> This also explains why bald men like to wear hats ... if the air flow over
> the male bald head reaches a critical velocity, the pressure differential
> will cause the victim to be carried away into the atmosphere, causing said
> victim to be late for dinner and other important results
>
> Orange you glad you brought this up??
>
> glad to be of help... ken campbell, deltawerkes.
>
>
>
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