<VV> You speak eBay?!

[Secular]

  Decoding the lingua franca of eBay:


  10) I have too many toys = Fudge! I've made another dumb decision! time to dump!

  9) Wife says it must go = I'm the local yocal "Sanford & Son"

  8) It was purring like a kitty cat when I parked this baby = It was a junk then & it's a junk NOW

  7) Almost complete = I can't remember what I sold off of this clunker!

  6) Rust in usual places = It has rust holes bigger than my mother in law's buttocks!

  5) Needs just a little TLC = Get ready for that second mortgage dude!

  4) Leaks a few drops of oil = This brown driveway was originally cement gray

  3) Engine rebuilt by Corvair specialist = Bubba the lawnmower mechanic chewed tobacco under it

  2) Just needs a tune up = That steady/sexy puff of blue smoke out the exhaust

  1) My loss is your gain = Wife has said: honey! let another idiot worry about it...


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  Tony I.