<VV> Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns (humor?)

[Louis Armer]

>Dear Ted,
>
>I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work 
>leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't 
>gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and 
>the Corvair shuddered to a halt.
>I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I 
>couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady 
>making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we 
>have been married for twelve years.
>When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the 
>back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found 
>her unconscious.  He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her 
>in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking 
>him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came 
>back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, 
>he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the 
>past six months.
>I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job 
>six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly 
>depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave 
>him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I 
>can get through to him anymore.
>Can you please help?
>
>Sincerely,
>                     Susie Fox
>
>Dear Susie,
>
>A Corvair stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused 
>by a variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in 
>the fuel line. If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum 
>lines onto the crossover balance tube for air leaks.  If none of 
>these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump 
>itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor 
>float chamber.
>I hope this helps.
>
>             Ted

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