<VV> ad absurbium

[lewisrishel]

 I'm wondering how many
>  folks would disembark an airplane before take off, if the stewardess 
> announced:
>
>  The pilot does not have much expertise, but we wish to assure you that
>  his/her heart is in the right place ;-)
>
>  Years ago, while in the US military, I noted  it was a great joke with 
> pilots when entering an aircraft to loudly ask each other if they were a 
> landing or take off pilot. Usually they would both agree they were the 
> same. Left the passengers wondering if they would ever see their 
> destination.
Lew