<VV> Will I Live to see 80? HUMOR / NO Corvair

kenpepke at juno.com kenpepke at juno.com
Wed Nov 24 21:31:42 EST 2010

> Here's something to think about.
> I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
> exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I
> will be turning 64..)
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
> 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or
> drink beer or wine?'
> 'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
> Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
> I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very
> unhealthy!'
> 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
> hiking, or bicycling?'
> 'No, I don't,' I said.
> He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
> 'No,' I said.
> He looked at me and said,...
> 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

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