[CORSA-NC-email-list] Fw: THE PERFECT HUSBAND

[Dick]

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Chuck Cope 
To: dickndee 
Sent: Sunday, March 25, 2007 2:03 PM
Subject: Fw: THE PERFECT HUSBAND



----- Original Message ----- 
From: Phil Barrineau 
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; 
Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2007 11:54 PM
Subject: THE PERFECT HUSBAND


THE  PERFECT  HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and 
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN:"Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes" 
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new >> 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." 
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the ptions." 
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year>> is back on the market. They're asking    $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They  will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price." 
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." 


 The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. 


 He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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