[CORSA-NC-email-list] Fw: New Husband Store

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----- Original Message ----- 
From: Chuck Cope 
To: dickndee 
Sent: Friday, April 27, 2007 9:42 PM
Subject: Fw: New Husband Store



----- Original Message ----- 
From: Nancy Cope 
To: DONALD PHILLIPS ; John Evers ; Kaye Parker ; Amy Clodfelter ; Lu Powell ; Ray Cope 
Sent: Friday, April 27, 2007 3:19 PM
Subject: Fw: New Husband Store



----- Original Message ----- 
From: sherri.matthis at wachovia.com 
To: sellersve at yahoo.com ; bmbrew27 at yahoo.com ; nascar88kj at yahoo.com ; tkreynolds69 at hotmail.com ; ncope001 at carolina.rr.com ; sellersmel at yahoo.com 
Sent: Friday, April 27, 2007 11:52 AM
Subject: New Husband Store



  
New "Husband Store" OPENS!!!!!


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth! 
  
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