[CORSA-NC-email-list] are you high tech?

[Dick]

THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
  WERE SITTING NAKED  IN A SAUNA.

  SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.  
 THE  YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER  FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
  "THAT WAS MY PAGER ,SHE SAID.  
 I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." 

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
  THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED  HER PALM TO HER EAR.
  WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
 "THAT WAS MY MOBILE  PHONE,I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
  NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE   DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
  SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. 
  THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
  THE OLDER  WOMAN   FINALLY SAID... ...... "WELL,WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...  
"I'M GETTING A FAX!!"
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