<VV> Long awaited apology (non-Corvair) (humor?)

[Macdonald David]

I've read the report multiple times and it's obviously
a cover-up.

Here are the obvious omissions:

1) Even though there are multiple eye witnesses who
reported seeing a second car hit the shrub the report
does not even mention the possibility of a second car.
Why were these reports ignored?

2) The report ignores the appearance of smoke on the
grassy knoll nearby. Where did the smoke come from?

Now, suddenly, we have a person confessing to the
crime and agreeing with the official version.
Coincidence? I think not. The intent here is to fool
us into thinking the crime has been solved while the
true perpetrators remain at large and our shrubbery
remains at risk.

I'm surprised and a little disappointed that people
are so gullible to be taken in by both the bogus
report and obviously trumped up confession. 


David



--- "Norman C. Witte" <ncwitte@wittelaw.com> wrote:

> Wendal, you bastard, we've finally found you!  The
> report from the NYSC (New
> York Shrubbery Commission) was 423 pages long, and
> with fifteen days of
> testimony, the transcript is even longer.
> 
> The way you tell the story, maybe your WIFE ought to
> apologize instead.  I
> have finally convinced my wife that even is she
> doesn't feel uncomfortable
> carousing on to someone else's property to look at
> something interesting, I
> DO, and that's enough.
> 
> Consider your sins expurgated.  The Shrubbery
> Commission already found
> Morton Thiokol and Union Carbide at fault and they
> have paid the
> reparations.
> 
> Norm Witte
> 
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: virtualvairs-admin@corvair.org
> > [mailto:virtualvairs-admin@corvair.org]On Behalf
> Of Mark Wendal
> > Sent: Monday, December 06, 2004 2:09 PM
> > To: virtualvairs@corvair.org
> > Subject: <VV> Long awaited apology (non-Corvair)
> >
> >
> > Hello fellow Vairnuts. I have a bit of
> non-corvair/corvair
> > topic. Back in Aug around the 28th I was in
> Western New York
> > doing odds and ends with my wife. I was looking
> out the
> > window of the car and saw an EM corvair siting in
> the
> > driveway of a house and said "Hey Look! Another
> Corvair in
> > rust country!" Well my wife figured she would turn
> around and
> > let me have a good look at it, so she did. She
> went down a
> > paved driveway with me telling her to just go home
> dont
> > worry about it. Well as we were still driving down
> the
> > driveway to see the car, the owner came home. She
> freaked out
> > a bit and accidentally backed into a tree/bush off
> to the
> > side when she was planing her escape (no damage
> done). She
> > DEMANDED that I apologize to the person later via
> the group
> > (going under a huge assumption here that they
> read). She
> > asked a few days ago and I still hadnt gotten
> around to it
> > so Im catching some flack about it, so here it
> is.
> >
> > So if you had a white Grand Am in your drive way
> around Aug
> > 28 one day scurrying away when you came home were
> sorry.
> >
> >
> >
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