<VV> Long awaited apology (non-Corvair) (humor?)

[Bill Elliott]

If the shrub doesn't fit, you must acquit!

Bill Elliott
Urbana, MD

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 12:11:46 -0800 (PST), Macdonald David wrote:

>I've read the report multiple times and it's obviously
>a cover-up.

>Here are the obvious omissions:

>1) Even though there are multiple eye witnesses who
>reported seeing a second car hit the shrub the report
>does not even mention the possibility of a second car.
>Why were these reports ignored?

>2) The report ignores the appearance of smoke on the
>grassy knoll nearby. Where did the smoke come from?

>Now, suddenly, we have a person confessing to the
>crime and agreeing with the official version.
>Coincidence? I think not. The intent here is to fool
>us into thinking the crime has been solved while the
>true perpetrators remain at large and our shrubbery
>remains at risk.

>I'm surprised and a little disappointed that people
>are so gullible to be taken in by both the bogus
>report and obviously trumped up confession. 


>David