<VV> ACRONYMS (Humour)

[Dorairaj Isaac]

ACRONYMS
AUDI   --		Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW --  		Big Money Works,  Bought My Wife,   Brutal Money
Waster,   
			Break My Window.

BUICK --		Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.

CHEVROLET-	Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips,
			Cheap, Hardy, Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every
Time

DODGE --		Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater,
				Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT  --		Failure In Italian Automotive  Technology,
			Fix It All The Time,   Fix It Again Tony,

FORD  --		First On Race Day,  First On Recall Day,   Fix Or
Repair Daily,
			First On Rust & Deterioration,   Found On Road Dead,
				Fault Of  R & D.,   Fast Only Rolling
Downhill,
				Features O J & Ron's Dna,  Found On Russian
Dump.
				Driver Returns On Foot  - (backwards)


GM  --			General Maintenance ,   Great Mistake.

GMC --		Garage Man's Companion,   Got a Mechanic Coming?

HONDA  -- 		Had One Never Did Again.

HYUNDAI  --		Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And
Inexpensive.

MAZDA --		Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.

OLDSMOBILE --	Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly
Late Everyday,   Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's
Irregular Leftover Equipment.

SAAB --		Send Another Automobile Back,
			Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA		Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.

VOLVO  --		Very Old Looking Vehicular Object

VW  --			Virtually Worthless.


Dorai <>< 

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