<VV> SECC DeckRug Race Specials (humor?)

Louis C. Armer, Jr. carmerjr@mindspring.com
Wed, 10 Mar 2004 01:43:28 -0800


 > YES FRIENDS, Good imfo and ULTRA good used parts from
 > DecKRug Enterprises Inc. Ltd. Esq. FRIENDS.........NO untested
 > parts in little sissy boxes with instructions from a foreign country
 > come from DeckRug's .....NO SIR, we give you the business as only
 > a genuine original PRE-OWNED parts house. YES SIR, as a POPH
 > we supply your every ULTRA need for any "TRICK" carb setup or
 > a wide shoe competition tire and rim. We have ALL length and size
 > used genuine steel brake lines for your competitive "VENTING" !!!
 > For a testimonial on venting, contact Our Owner, Mr. Deckrug about
 > and let him tell you about venting the Western ULTRA Car smog one
 > barrell rochester he used on that puppy !!!
 > FRIENDS also contact us about our double welded GENUINE
 > AMERICAN steel wheels. NO FOREIGN Aluminium ( Apologies to our
 > Canadian NAFTA customers ) . We use only Preowned AMERICAN
 > steel wheels welded together to give your RaceDog some real WIDETRACK
 > handling...........( Balancing and Tire mounting extra, Used valve stems
 >$5 US)
 > FRIENDS.......just imagine the looks from your neighbors when you pull
 >that 8 wheeled FireBreathing Vented Carb UNMUFFLED ( Free weight saving tip
 > from our founder Mr. DeckRug ) STREET AUTOCROSSER out for a little
 > cruise to the SevenEleven for some smokes and brewskies..................
 > DON"T WAIT !!! This offer is limited and not available in Sarasota Florida
 > or Green Acres Montana. Offer not open to BOHUNK Racing Team.
 >
 > FrontMan
 > DeckRug Enterprises, Inc. Ltd. Esq., Jr.
 > DBA NorCalPOPH
 > Eastern Representative

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