<VV> Tragic News on 69 Monza Coupe

[Ken Maxwell]

Hi Guys,

I've just received some terrible news about the gold 1969 Monza coupe that I reported was for sale earlier today. It seems that the owner, Mrs. Mildred Gnish, decided to run the car down to the local gas station to add some fuel and air the tires up for the expected flood of prospective buyers. For some reason (faulty brakes?) she ran a stop sign at the bottom of a hill, drove onto a busy local highway and was immediately t-boned by a speeding, fully loaded cement mixer. Naturally, the unsafe-at-any-speed car flipped several times and burst into flames, completely incinerating the unfortunate Mrs. Gnish and the deathtrap she was driving. As a result of this terrible tragedy, I have decided to have my two 69 convertibles hauled off and crushed immediately and I urge all Corvair owners to do the same. Let's rid the world of these horrible vehicles! If you would care to leave a message of condolence on Mrs. Gnish's answering machine, please call (502) 277-3665, that's (502) APR-FOOL.

Ken Maxwell
(2) Crushed 69 Convertibles