<VV> Public Service Announcement - The Corvair Danger Donation Foundation

[Charles Lee]

As a public service, I will be accepting any Corvair vehicles (especially 
the dreaded 69 convertibles) that you wish to remove from the road, and 
thereby relieve yourselves of the tragic liabilities.  Please park them in 
front of my house, with the signed registrations locked inside.  Leave the 
keys in my drop box and you may have a friend drive you home, knowing that 
you have done your part to save the world from this dangerous car !

It's the least I can to make the world a better place !

Ralph

PS:

(This actually worked in the 70s !)


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Ken Maxwell" <kobramax at insightbb.com>
To: <virtualvairs at corvair.org>
Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 2:44 PM
Subject: <VV> Tragic News on 69 Monza Coupe


Hi Guys,

I've just received some terrible news about the gold 1969 Monza coupe that I 
reported was for sale earlier today. It seems that the owner, Mrs. Mildred 
Gnish, decided to run the car down to the local gas station to add some fuel 
and air the tires up for the expected flood of prospective buyers. For some 
reason (faulty brakes?) she ran a stop sign at the bottom of a hill, drove 
onto a busy local highway and was immediately t-boned by a speeding, fully 
loaded cement mixer. Naturally, the unsafe-at-any-speed car flipped several 
times and burst into flames, completely incinerating the unfortunate Mrs. 
Gnish and the deathtrap she was driving. As a result of this terrible 
tragedy, I have decided to have my two 69 convertibles hauled off and 
crushed immediately and I urge all Corvair owners to do the same. Let's rid 
the world of these horrible vehicles! If you would care to leave a message 
of condolence on Mrs. Gnish's answering machine, please call (502) 277-3665, 
that's (502) APR-FOOL.

Ken Maxwell
(2) Crushed 69 Convertibles
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