<VV> Tragic News on 69 Monza Coupe

[Dave Keillor]

Sorry, I'm not having mine crushed.  I'm keeping it in case I ever have to
go into a nursing home.  If that should happen, I'm going to take the 'vair
out for one last drive and I'm sure that the unsafe beast will keep me from
such an unfortunate circumstance. 

Dave Keillor

-----Original Message-----
From: Ken Maxwell [mailto:kobramax at insightbb.com]
Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 4:45 PM
To: virtualvairs at corvair.org
Subject: <VV> Tragic News on 69 Monza Coupe


Hi Guys,

I've just received some terrible news about the gold 1969 Monza coupe that I
reported was for sale earlier today. It seems that the owner, Mrs. Mildred
Gnish, decided to run the car down to the local gas station to add some fuel
and air the tires up for the expected flood of prospective buyers. For some
reason (faulty brakes?) she ran a stop sign at the bottom of a hill, drove
onto a busy local highway and was immediately t-boned by a speeding, fully
loaded cement mixer. Naturally, the unsafe-at-any-speed car flipped several
times and burst into flames, completely incinerating the unfortunate Mrs.
Gnish and the deathtrap she was driving. As a result of this terrible
tragedy, I have decided to have my two 69 convertibles hauled off and
crushed immediately and I urge all Corvair owners to do the same. Let's rid
the world of these horrible vehicles! If you would care to leave a message
of condolence on Mrs. Gnish's answering machine, please call (502) 277-3665,
that's (502) APR-FOOL.

Ken Maxwell
(2) Crushed 69 Convertibles 
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