<VV> Nauga NO corvair content (Humor?)

Chuck Kubin dreamwoodck at yahoo.com
Thu Aug 11 16:51:07 EDT 2005


-----I always felt sorry for the poor Naugas... but at least we make full use of them. Their hides for seats and their meat for SPAM!

>Naugahyde, Is from the valleys in Naugatuck CT, where they breed the
>Nauga. This IS where the name came from. Look it up.-----------

How can you worry about the Naugas when the acrylics are in such great peril and cause so much human suffering? My wife, wearing an acrylic fur jacket, walked through a demonstration in front of a furier on Michigan Avenue in Chicago. One of the demonstrators jumped in front of her, screaming about the plight of fur-bearing  animals. When she ponted out that the coat was acrylic, he started screaming about how many acrylics died for her jacket!!!!!!!!!!

People just don't pay attention to this important global issue. Everywhere there is so much incredible suffering among the natives who are beaten into submission and forced to go down into the darkness of the acrylic mines with no safety gear, where they pull the defenseless, adorable baby acrylics out of their nests and club them senseless for their fur. With no further marketable use of the silly putty flesh and styrene askeletons, they leave the carcasses to rot. All of this is so their slavemasters can illicity profit from some stupid K-Mart customer parading around in the latest fashions.

You should be ashamed of yourself for not focusing on this problem.

 

Chuck K

I'm certified




		
---------------------------------
 Start your day with Yahoo! - make it your home page 


More information about the VirtualVairs mailing list