<VV> how do you "nader killed the corvair"
Steven J. Serenska
corvair at serenska.com
Tue Oct 18 23:08:09 EDT 2005
>after i say i have a corvair, most every person states that it was the "car that nader killed"
>i have a "canned" response to this, it would be interesting to see what people that read this site would say to such a person.
When I hear this type of comment, I generally begin inhaling and
inhaling until, like one of those puffer-fishes, I manage to blow myself
up to my maximimum height, width, and girth. (I suppose I also look
like Popeye, just after he eats his spinach, but before he whacks the
snot out of Bluto.)
Just before it would appear to "such a person" that I'm about to blow, I
say, in the deepest radio-announcer's voice I can muster:
"NADER WAS WRONG THEN AND HE'S WRONG NOW!"
It also helps if you give them a kind of a goggle-eyed psychotic glare
as well, sort of like the character Francis in the movie "Stripes".
This technique has worked pretty darned well ever since the 2000 election.
Steven "brute force intimidation often works on stuck parts too" Serenska
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