<VV> I Have a Dream! - non-Corvair semi-humor

WillSmithTFPOCAllenTexas TheFreshPrinceofCorvair at comcast.net
Wed Aug 16 20:10:40 EDT 2006


I want to invite all you guys with auto industry connections to use your influence and adopt my Dream and get it into near-future car production. The Dream is rear-hinged doors...we surely have the technology to make them safe and they would make it so much easier for old boomers with big feet [and boomer men, too] to get in and out. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to get in and out without causing yourself great pain from contortion? Let's make a change! Has anything since '34 had them? [Wow, that's 72 years of contortion. That's not good!] If not rear-hinged then swing the doors up like the custom shops are putting on...gee whiz it's only a hinge...I want to be able to get in/out of my high-tech new car with less pain/effort. Let's make the Terrorists really hate us!

Will Smith
"The Fresh Prince of Corvair"
WANTED: 66 Monza vert, 110, pg, white top, no rust, great condition, driver for Parade Duty and taking kids for a ride in something they've never seen plus playing "Find the Motor".


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