<VV> Hoochie bogus blow :))

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  A News Article From A Florida Newspaper
  "When Nathan's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, 
  his VCR, and even left his 1963 Corvair. What they did take was 
  "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." 
  (That is the way the police described it.)

  A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said "that it looked 
  similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the 
  big time." Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and 
  pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated 
  remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago." 

  Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer 
  known as Hoochie P. was found on Nathan's doorstep. 
  The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's 
  ashes remained. And there was this note.

  It said: 

  "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. 
  Sorry we snorted your sister."