<VV> WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS (humor?)

[Louis Armer]

I don't understand why Walter didn't mention checking the gas gauge !!! <GGG>

FrontMan
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>Subject: FW: WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS
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>Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
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>Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off 
>for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I 
>hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out 
>and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my 
>husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was 
>in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, 
>and we have been married for twelve years.
>
>When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been 
>having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I 
>would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he 
>says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I 
>love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has 
>become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm 
>afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
>
>Can you please help?
>
>S incerely, Sheila
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>Dear Sheila: A CORVAIR  stalling after being driven a short distance 
>can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by 
>checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, 
>check the crossover vacuum pipe and hoses on the carb bases  and 
>also check all grounding straps and wires. If none of these 
>approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself 
>is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor's float chamber.
>
>I hope this helps.
>-Walter