<VV> Electrical TheoryCORVAIR???? MAYBE

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Just a theory.

Regards,

Guy Brandes

65 VAIR 140









 ELECTRICAL THEORY BY JOSEPH LUCAS

 Positive ground depends on proper circuit functioning, which is the 
 transmission of negative ions by retention of the visible spectral 
 manifestation known as smoke. Smoke is the thing that makes electrical
> circuits work. We know this to be true because every time one lets the
> smoke out of an electrical circuit, it stops working. This can be
erified 
 repeatedly through empirical testing, and is considered a feature of
ur 
 products and designs.

 --For example, if one places a copper bar across the terminals of a 
 battery, prodigious quantities of smoke are liberated and the battery 
 shortly ceases to function. In addition, if one observes smoke
scaping 
 from an electrical component such as a Lucas voltage regulator, it
ill 
 also be observed that the component no longer functions. The logic is 
 elementary and inescapable!

 The function of the wiring harness is to conduct the smoke from one
evice 
 to another. When the wiring springs a leak and lets all the smoke out
f 
 the system, nothing works afterward. Starter motors were considered 
 unsuitable for British motorcycles for some time largely because they 
 consumed large quantities of smoke, requiring very unsightly large
ires. 
 It has been reported that Lucas electrical components are possibly
ore 
 prone to electrical leakage than their Bosch, Japanese or American 
 counterparts. Experts point out that this is because Lucas is British,
nd 
 all things British leak. British engines leak oil, British shock 
 absorbers, hydraulic forks and disk brake systems leak fluid, British 
 tires leak air and British Intelligence leaks national defense
ecrets. 
 Therefore, it follows that British electrical systems must leak smoke.
> Once again, the logic is clear and inescapable.


 In conclusion, the basic concept of transmission of electrical energy
n 
 the form of smoke provides a logical explanation of the mysteries of 
 electrical components.

 Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
 The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF. The other three
> switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.