<VV> Fwd: My GPS-Maybe no Corvair

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Sun Jul 21 22:26:19 EDT 2013

Sorry-Forgot to add- 

Ed Lindsay
West Florida Corvair Club


and SO TRUE !! Every Husband and wife will love this poem!
 I have a little GPS
 I've had it all my life
 It's better than the normal ones
 My GPS is my wife
 It gives me full instructions
 Especially how to drive
 "It's thirty miles an hour", it says
 "You're doing thirty five"
 It tells me when to stop and start
 And when to use the brake
 And tells me that it's never ever
 Safe to overtake
 It tells me when a light is red
 And when it goes to green
 It seems to know instinctively
 Just when to intervene
 It lists the vehicles just in front
 And all those to the rear
 And taking this into account
 It specifies my gear.
 I'm sure no other driver
 Has so helpful a device
 For when we leave and lock the car
 It still gives its advice
 It fills me up with counseling
 Each journey's pretty fraught
 So why don't I exchange it
 And get a quieter sort?
 Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
 Makes sure I'm properly fed,
 It washes all my shirts and things
 And - keeps me warm in bed!
 Despite all these advantages
 And my tendency to scoff,
 I do wish that once in a while
 I could turn the darned thing off.

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