<VV> Ed Cole

[Dave Ziegler]

How long you been waitin' to use this one, John? GGGGGGGGGGGGG

Dave.. .

On Aug 19, 2005, at 7:37 PM, JVHRoberts at aol.com wrote:

>
> "Wet Dream" by Kip Adotta
>
> ____________________________________
> It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year
> I was  driving in downtown Atlantis
> My barracuda was in the shop
> So I was in a  rented stingray, and it was overheating
>
> So I pulled into a Shell Station
> They said I'd blown a seal
> I said, "Fix the damn thing, and leave my  private life out of it, 
> okay,
> pal?"
>
> While they were doing that I walked  over to a place called the Oyster 
> Bar
> A real dive, but I knew the owner
> He used to play for the Dolphins
> I said "Hi, Gil!"
> You have to yell,  he's hard of herring
>
> Gil was also down on his luck
> Fact is he was  barely keeping his head below water
> I bellied up to the sandbar, he poured  me the usual
> Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken not stirred
> With a  peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the 
> mako
> I  slipped him a fin, on porpoise
>
> I was feeling good
> I even dropped a  sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids, just for 
> the
> halibut
>
> Well the  place was crowded
> We were packed in like sardines
> They were all there to  listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
> What sole!
>
> Tommy was  rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
> "Salmon Chanted Evening"
> And  the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
> Probably there to see the  bass player
>
> One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she's  giving me the 
> eye
> So I figured this is my chance -- You know, a piece of  Pisces!?!
>
> But she said things I just couldn't fathom
> She was too  deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
> Boy, could she drink!
> She  drank like a.......She drank a lot
> I said, "What's your sign?"
> She said,  "Aquarium."
> I said, "Let's Get Tanked!"
>
> Think I had a wet dream
> Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
> Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
> Wet Dream!!!
>
> I  invited her to my place for a midnight bait
> I said, "Come on baby, it'll  only take a few minnows."
> She threw me that same old line, "Not tonight, I  gotta haddock."
>
> And she wasn't kidding either
> Cause in came the  biggest, meanest looking haddock
> I'd ever seen come down the pike
> He was  covered with mussels
>
> He came over to me and said,
> "Listen, shrimp,  don't you come trollin' around here!"
> What a crab! This guy was steamed!
> I could see the anchor in his eyes
>
> I turned to him, I said,  "A-balone! You're just being shellfish!"
> Well, I knew it was going to be  trouble, and so did Gil
> Because he was already on the phone to the cods
>
> The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
> I catch him with a left hook
> He eels over...it was a fluke...but there he was
> Flat as a  mackerel...kelpless
>
> I said, "Forget the cods Gil, this guy's gonna need  a sturgeon!"
>
> Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed  her boyfriend
> She came over to me
> She said, "Hey, big boy, you're really  a game fish. What's your name?"
> I said, "Marlin."
>
> I think I had a  wet dream
> Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
> Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
> Wet Dream!!!
>
> Well from then on we had a whale of a time
> I took her to dinner, I  took her to dance
> I bought her a bouquet of flounders
> I went home with  her
> And what did I get for my trouble?
> A case of the clams!!!
>
> I  think I had a wet dream
> Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
> Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
> Wet Dream!!!
>
> I think I had a wet dream
> Cruisin' thru the Gulf  Stream
> Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
> Wet Dream!!!
>
>
>
> In a message dated 8/19/2005 5:23:17 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
> rickjanet at charter.net writes:
>
> Does  that mussel car come with a clam shell hood? How bout bait bucket
> seats?  Tow hook? Net cost? Didja troll for it?
>
>
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