<VV> US Politics (NO CORVAIR AT ALL - NOT POLITICAL BUT HUMOROUS!!)

Mike Jacobi mvjacobi at comcast.net
Mon Sep 22 09:46:06 EDT 2008


...Quote from the guidelines.....

"no politics"

Unless your candidate..or mine..has a rear engine horizontally opposednair
cooled six cylinder engine as original equipment.

A non-political humour post may well be highly offensive to some on the
list.

Just my humble opinion

Mike (up to my ears in political bs) in Michigan


On 9/22/08 4:26 AM, "Alan and Clare Wesson" <alan.wesson at atlas.co.uk> wrote:

> Initial note: Please don't flame me for this - no political point is intended,
> and I am only writing it because my (50 year-old) wife has just screamed at me
> that if she ever sees an old car again she will kill me, and has stormed out
> of the house!
> 
> Am I the only person (because I currently have the pleasure of living with a
> menopausal woman) who has worked out that although 44 year-old Sarah Palin is
> currently a 'hot chick', within the 8 years of her potential presidential term
> (if McCain's cancer recurs) her looks will fall apart (which doesn't matter)
> and, as she could be 52 by the end of it, there is a distinct possibility that
> the leader of the free world will, in 2014, be a menopausal woman (which
> matters a lot!).
> 
> Picture the scene:
> 
> Presidential adviser: Mrs President, we have an unidentified object on the
> radar coming from the direction of China. It could be a flock of birds or it
> could be a missile.
> 
> Mrs President: I DON'T CARE!!! DON'T BOTHER ME NOW. JUST LET ME HIT THAT RED
> BUTTON - NOW, WHERE IS IT?
> 
> O.K., I might have embroidered it a bit, but it's a scary thought!
> 
> Cheers
> 
> Alan
> 
> P.S. As I said, to the best of my knowledge I am the first person to have
> worked this out!
> 
> P.P.S. No political point is intended here - I am currently quite impressed
> with both sides of the presidential election, which is a distinct change from
> the last 2 elections, when I wasn't impressed with either lot!
> 
> P.P.S. Although the fact that Joe Biden chose to steal Neil Kinnock's life
> history is very amusing to us Brits, because Neil Kinnock was by common
> consent about the least impressive orator of the 20th century!
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